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daddy manager

The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or

B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).

Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.

Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.

Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!

by crudmonkey April 7, 2015


Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

by Chowda The Great December 10, 2013


pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.

Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.

by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019


Cable Management

A threesome where there is multiple dick in a small area.

Me and my bro just a fair bit of cable management with my ex.

by NotBryan121 February 17, 2021


Highness Management

Highness Management is a premier influencer marketing management agency.

Their team of experts specializes in utilizing influencer marketing strategies and online PR to create compelling, attention-grabbing content that resonates with your target audience.

Highness Management

by Alessia Rose March 21, 2023


Pussy Management

When a guy carries around a girl as if she were a bowling ball, with two fingers in the pussy and his thumb in her asshole.

Jack had to display his pussy management when Jill misbehaved.

by Chogdore July 26, 2013

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Production Manager

Someone who doesn't have a life and is emotionally involved with the company. He has a secret crush with the plant manager and the company owner. He will do anything for them even if it means neglecting his own family. The production manager has a distorted sense of power. A production manager talks badly to other employees about other managers. The production manager likes to humiliate lower level employees to put them in their place.

All of the dirty, stinky employees out on the floor hate the production manager and wish he would quit.

by maggie0285 April 16, 2017

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