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The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway
Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT
If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague
If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive
If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up
If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot
If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer
If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut
If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue
If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary
If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone
If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism
If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head
If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest
If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama
A diatribe on the republican management of the USA.
An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.
What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.
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Someone who doesn't have a life and is emotionally involved with the company. He has a secret crush with the plant manager and the company owner. He will do anything for them even if it means neglecting his own family. The production manager has a distorted sense of power. A production manager talks badly to other employees about other managers. The production manager likes to humiliate lower level employees to put them in their place.
All of the dirty, stinky employees out on the floor hate the production manager and wish he would quit.
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When a guy carries around a girl as if she were a bowling ball, with two fingers in the pussy and his thumb in her asshole.
Jack had to display his pussy management when Jill misbehaved.
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