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daddy manager

The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or

B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).

Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.

Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.

Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!

by crudmonkey April 07, 2015


Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

by Chowda The Great December 10, 2013


Slum Manager

A manager who exploits employees. Examples of exploitation include but are not limited to: Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, or generally not providing benefits discussed during your hiring negotiations, or listed on your job description. He/she may blame cooperate or owners, but the daily operations are their decisions.

She keeps us on skeleton crew, so we do two peoples workload and doesn't even care if we can't provide good customer service. it's like she thinks she'll get a trophy for slum manager of the year or something!

by Val E. Sun June 20, 2021


crisass management

Handling a problem by showing your ass. Usually done by the Kardashians.

Boy #1: Hey did you see Kylie's ass pic?
Girl #1 : Now that's what I call crisass management.

by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015


Highness Management

Highness Management is a premier influencer marketing management agency.

Their team of experts specializes in utilizing influencer marketing strategies and online PR to create compelling, attention-grabbing content that resonates with your target audience.

Highness Management

by Alessia Rose March 21, 2023


Production Manager

Someone who doesn't have a life and is emotionally involved with the company. He has a secret crush with the plant manager and the company owner. He will do anything for them even if it means neglecting his own family. The production manager has a distorted sense of power. A production manager talks badly to other employees about other managers. The production manager likes to humiliate lower level employees to put them in their place.

All of the dirty, stinky employees out on the floor hate the production manager and wish he would quit.

by maggie0285 April 16, 2017


Pussy Management

When a guy carries around a girl as if she were a bowling ball, with two fingers in the pussy and his thumb in her asshole.

Jack had to display his pussy management when Jill misbehaved.

by Chogdore July 26, 2013