indian men

"send bob" "u r bootiful"

carl azuz: "yesterday an Indian man slid in my dms and asked me to send bob."
dr phil: "well can i see? nevermind i love indian men."

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girly men

1. Perjorative word for men who lack machismo, large muscles, luxuriant facial hair or other such tokens of hyper-masculinity.

2. Perjorative word for homosexual men.

3. Insult coined by Saturday Night Live characters Hans and Franz, and mimicked by California governor Arnol Schwartzenager.

You can't even lift a pretzel, you little girly man!

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Company of men

A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.

Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..

Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".

Bill: Well who doesn't?

Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..

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men's wearhouse

A guarantee in beer pong

Playing beer pong:
"I Men's Wearhouse it,"
Thomas shoots and Sea World!!! and gets the ball back...

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fictional men

Men but more hot and sexy because they're 2D and life is cruel.

Fictional Men are better than real men

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Mens-Tech

Mens-Tech™ is anything that requires a disproportionate amount of physical labor and mental complexity to do something that would be easier to buy or to simply pay someone else to do for you.

Building a forge and an anvil just so you can blacksmith your own knife, for a camping trip you haven’t even planned yet. Serious Mens-Tech!

Sneak in men

Said by only the greatest of men , only the holy ones. Used to tell people to simply walk into a room but said with a bit of swag

Metters: sneak in men