indian men

"send bob" "u r bootiful"

carl azuz: "yesterday an Indian man slid in my dms and asked me to send bob."
dr phil: "well can i see? nevermind i love indian men."

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girly men

1. Perjorative word for men who lack machismo, large muscles, luxuriant facial hair or other such tokens of hyper-masculinity.

2. Perjorative word for homosexual men.

3. Insult coined by Saturday Night Live characters Hans and Franz, and mimicked by California governor Arnol Schwartzenager.

You can't even lift a pretzel, you little girly man!

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Company of men

A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.

Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..

Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".

Bill: Well who doesn't?

Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..

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men's wearhouse

A guarantee in beer pong

Playing beer pong:
"I Men's Wearhouse it,"
Thomas shoots and Sea World!!! and gets the ball back...

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Mens-Tech

Mens-Tech™ is anything that requires a disproportionate amount of physical labor and mental complexity to do something that would be easier to buy or to simply pay someone else to do for you.

Building a forge and an anvil just so you can blacksmith your own knife, for a camping trip you haven’t even planned yet. Serious Mens-Tech!

fictional men

Men but more hot and sexy because they're 2D and life is cruel.

Fictional Men are better than real men

The status men

Characters from video game franchises that are considered memes AND have the following privileges:

- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"

The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:

- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified

There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men

Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)

- Yo have you seen the newest Sonic meme?
- Hell yeah, Sonic is part of the status men now!