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when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event
Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole
Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.
Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.
Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body
Last night I did a sick moist mermaid
When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.
"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"
when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard
wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena
A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.
Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges