The end result of a masturbation session; semen.
I guess the only thing left is to go home and make some midnight soup.
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(n.) A feeling of loneliness or depression, typically happening around midnight.
I couldn't sleep last night, Midnight Syndrome kept me up.
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"midnight shenanigans" an urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, (wanting to do hella drugs, and just being down for any type of crackhead shit
"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia" :
"Sit the fuck down jazz"
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Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.
I tried to explain the reasoning behind gun control but he's a midnight rambler.
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1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.
2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.
Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.
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when it's midnight and you realise you should start hauling ass to finish your homework
Had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. I then faced a midnight crisis when I looked at my grades
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Hooking up with a woman late at night or very early morning 10:30pm-1:30am
Person A: "Damn i'm lonely, lets go to a bar and get some midnight poon."
Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"
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