Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

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one punch mikey

Retard who likes gay jokes due to his lack of confidence in his own sexual preferences, tries to mask his homosexuality by questioning other peoples sexuality.

My name is one punch mikey i am a loser

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A Mikey Walker

Having a wank or wanking to the 80 percent chance of getting caught

I’m going to have a Mikey Walker/has anyone had a Mikey Walker today/I fancy a Mikey Walker

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Mikey the soccer dad

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..

Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh

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mikey pipe pipe

The orginal pipe pipe member, it means when ur dick game is so strong they gotta call u pipe pipe cause one pipe isn’t enough

Michael pipe game so strong they call him Mikey pipe pipe

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Mikey (Tokyo Revengers)

Mikey is usually a carefree teenager who loves to joke and play pranks around those he considers his close friends. He cares for them greatly and is determined to protect their honor. Mikey's best friend is Alex, a nerdy and self-conscious teen who is also his best ally. Alex is the kind of person who always says the right thing and keeps his mouth shut when necessary. His best buddy is Connor , who's always positive and always knows the best way to help Mike. Finally, there is Mike's father, played by a very strange character. This man loves his son more than anything else in the world, but he knows that Mike is his life. If anything happened to him, Mike would die.
This episode features a lot of fun characters, including the villain. The evil villain is a group of evil guys that have been planning to eliminate everyone in this show. They are led by the leader, Mr. Stokes, who has been known as the bad guy for a long time. One of the other members is named Mr G, and he's really the reason why this evil group can exist.

Mikey (Tokyo Revengers) is badass ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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mikey you dumb fuck

a phrase used whenever mikey way (bassist of my chemical romance) enters a conversation

mikey: sup guys

hayley: mIKEY YOU DUMB FUCK

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