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Dancing and singing like a popstar alone in your bedroom, usually in front of a mirror. Normally involves holding a hairbrush as a microphone.
A: I was bedroom mirror miming to Phil Collins last night.
B: Seriously?
A: But Seriously, yh
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Photos taken in the mirror by emo kids for their myspace profiles. The subjects usually have very sad faces like they are about to cry or sing a really wussy emo kid song.
"Look at that emo mirror picture on this profile, that kid is really sad."
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A gummy bear on the driver’s side view mirror is a signal to other gays that the driver of the vehicle is ready and willing to do butt stuff.
You see that drivers mirror gummy on Downtrodden’s ride. That means he’s open to having butt stuff done to him!
An Orwellian state that watches your every action and tracks everything without the knowledge of the governed. Think a Two Way Mirror. First coined on the XKCD forums.
With all of the Big Brother-esque surveillance currently in place that has been deemed Classified for "National Security Reasons" The USA is a Half-Mirror Society just begging for revolution.
We need to stay away from becoming a half-mirror society.
When calling someone a smoothbrain isn’t enough
*last person on your team in call of duty doesn’t know what callouts are in search and destroy*
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN
Someone becomes a "One Way Mirror" when they are attempting to form a relationship with someone, but is the only one individual is interested in bonding. This leads to very one-sided relationships where one person knows a lot about the other, but it can't be said vice-versa.
Person 1 :Jack is being a total One Way Mirror, he won't leave me alone & keeps asking me all these questions. He knows so much about me, but I don't even know what classes he's taking.
Person 2: What a creep, can't he take a hint?