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Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.
Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week
Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.
Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.
When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.
Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?
Frank: I hate all things good and holy.
Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
Creepy backwoods dead town in the country side full of old people and meth addicts and sex offenders that have no lives and do nothing but small town gossip nothing but lies because they’re extremely trashy bored and have no lives
“I just got back from greenfield Missouri”
“Ew you probably caught something”
When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.
When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.
If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.
Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.
Jake: can I lather?