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When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.
Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.
noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
Marco is my muffin beach!
Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.
That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!
A person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. Contrary to popular belief, runt muffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.
Schmandie is such a runt muffin, did you see the way she looked at the cashier's nether regions?
When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.
To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.
To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).
Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!
My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.
Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.
girl version of a sausage fest
that party was a total muffin mingle last night, where were the guys at?!
The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.
Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?
Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.
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