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A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys
A person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. Contrary to popular belief, runt muffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.
Schmandie is such a runt muffin, did you see the way she looked at the cashier's nether regions?
noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
Marco is my muffin beach!
Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.
That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!
girl version of a sausage fest
that party was a total muffin mingle last night, where were the guys at?!
The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.
Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?
Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.
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