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Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.
Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!
When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.
Your pussy mustache is tickling my sideburns, and I love it.
When a girl's pubic hair extends to either side of her vagina
Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes
I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache
After going down on a girl and coming up with blood on your mustache
I knew she had her period, so I went for it and got some bread sticks and a marinara mustache
When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick
That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.