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When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.
Your pussy mustache is tickling my sideburns, and I love it.
When a girl's pubic hair extends to either side of her vagina
Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes
I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache
After going down on a girl and coming up with blood on your mustache
I knew she had her period, so I went for it and got some bread sticks and a marinara mustache
When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick
That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.
a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.
"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"
A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men
Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?