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Social Network Cockblocking

The act of writing or posting suggestive comments on someone's Myspace or Facebook Wall to let other people know that you are currently involved with or hooking up with this person. Also the act of tagging photos of the two of you so that other potential suitors see this and will lay off.

"I'm going to tag these photos of Joe and I from this last weekend on his facebook so that other girls will get the point that he is taken." "You are so into the social network cockblocking."

by MileHighBunny December 5, 2008

21πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Berkeley Parents Network

A mostly anonymous online group of parents living in and around Berkeley, CA. A large quantity of these parents are ultra paranoid and their views on parenting are so far from reality that its comical.

Typical Content found on Berkeley Parents Network:
"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"
-Soccermom123

"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??
-nofun345

by Whale Rider August 27, 2008

28πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


zero trust network

When a company has no trust in you, your damn machines, or it’s network.

Damn playa, your company deployed a zero trust network? Thats some dope shit!

by ITWaze March 2, 2018


The Black Sovereign Network

The Black Sovereign Network abbreviated BSN The Black Sovereign Network is to build a true community.

The site is designed with mobile device access in mind so that it is easier to use on any platform. BSN encompasses various themes and is not intended to compete with other sites. Although the main theme is interracial BDSM, other themes are supported as well such fisting, travel hosting and webcam modeling. More themes will be introduced based on interest and need in the future. Please take a moment to review the following guide on how to use the site.

Currently, membership is free but some future groups and services may require a subscription or fee per use.

The Black Sovereign Network is free social network intended centralize, bring together an unify members of the interracial BDSM community.

by sbpr December 30, 2019


Social Network User

There are two different types of social network users.

1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.

2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.

Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.

Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.

by Anonymous129084 April 4, 2013

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Zen Video Network

Dead and useless.

My dog ZENed yesterday. We are having the dog funeral tomorrow.

(Zen stands for Zen Video Network)

by Hotdog nigga July 9, 2017

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


social network hub

An individual that is so important to a social network that they consistantly check landline voice mail, text message and send email to their social network at the same time!

Bobby: I went to see Nadine about some work, but she was very busy. She appeared to be talking on the phone and texting at the same time!
Mike: She is the social network hub of her apartment complex so you may be able to catch her tomorrow with work issues!

by TopHud February 6, 2008

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž