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synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.
"I can't stand the fuckin traffic in Diet Brooklyn"
One of the best reptilian animals. Foods include:
Mulberry leaves
Grape vine leaves
Hibiscus leaves
African hibiscus leaves
Blue hibiscus leaves
Rose of Sharon leaves
Rose leaves
Geraniums
Azania
Lavatera
Pansies
Petunias
Hostas
Honeysuckle
Cape honeysuckle
Leaves and blooms from any squash plant, like pumpkin, cucumber, summer squash, etc...
Young spineless opuntia cactus pads
Weeds:
There are so many!!!
Dandelion
Mallow
Filaree
Smooth Sow thistle
Prickly Sow thistle
Milk thistle
Goat head weed
Cats ear
Nettles
Trefoil
Wild onion
Wild mustard
Wild Garlic
Clovers
Broadleaf plantain
Narrow leaf plantain
Chick weed
Hawksbit
Hensbit
Hawksbeard
This is mostly for leopard tortoises and sulcata tortoises but for leopards less grass.
Tortoises need a big variety in their diet. Tortoise Diet
A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.
"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."
When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':
Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell
I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction
Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.
Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”
Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.
What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?
I'm on the Trump diet.