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When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.
Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart
"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"
"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."
When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.
Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.
When being an asshole comes naturally.
That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.
When a woman farts on your dick during anal.
We were really going at it until she let out a Dutch Member.
The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.
On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
A drunk person running around pretending to be an airplane. Typically the person has their arms straight out and is making airplane noises.
"We were playing Wizard staff and he suddenly turned into a Dutch Bird."
"He was so foggerhoffed he pulled off a Dutch Bird in the middle of the parking lot!"
Person 1 : "How did I get all these scraps on my face?"
Person 2 : "You crash landed your Dutch Bird on a gravel parking lot last night"