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wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper
No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe
The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire
bob: I like dutch empire
max: ok
Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.
Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.
When a woman farts on your dick during anal.
We were really going at it until she let out a Dutch Member.
When being an asshole comes naturally.
That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.
The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.
On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
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