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Slang name for the country of Jamica, take the jam and rock because it is an island
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Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.
Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!
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When your pathway through a crowded bar or club is blocked by an obscene amount of ugly guys/girls. Or if the whole damn bar is full of uglies and you just can't maneuver for shit.
I couldn't find you at the bar last night. I got stuck in a tragic jam.
A song so good that jellyfish will party with a yellow square dude FOR 12 HOURS
Person A: 'Man, last night was amazing'
Person B: 'Did they play the Jellyfish Jam?'
Person A: 'Yeah dude'
A vagina which seems to be pink and yummy.
Friend1: She had the perfect strawberry jam I've ever tasted!
Friend2: Sheeesh! I'd like to taste that too.
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Fingering a wench when she's "on"
resulting in a mess on ones hands similar to that of playing a piano with jam on the keys.
Barry: "dude she so didnt tell me, and i totally ended up playing the Jam Piano!"