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Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.
Hung over at work today because cuz I Pull a Craig last night and now I need some anti itch cream.
It's a fuckboy with a huge dick that reminds you of a traffic cone.
Dude, that traffic cone reminds me of Cousin Craig...
Spending your personal time around an annoying retard
For fuck sake I want a weekend without Craig time !
The ability to get into a smashed state before the party/event starts and maintain this level for the entire event without any sign of a technicolour yawn. A defining factor to this exact skill is that it can be achieved in time periods that don't seem long enough justify getting this inebriated...
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: How did that guy get so Craig Brooksed?
Person 2: I have no idea, the exhibition only finished 30mins ago, and we've only had time to get changed ready for tonight...
EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: How is he/she still going?
Person 2: I know they were Craig Brooksed when I got here...
Some autistic 5th grader from that one show southpark
Damn bro craig tucker is gay and autistic as fuck
The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
Craig Swanson Likes mark felton.
The general of a 10,000 man army who sought to conquer a group of 1,669 homosexual soldiers,(69-71 AD). During said battle, he came to realize that he, in fact, was a raging homosexual. He then proceeded to remove his genatalia from his person. Two dwarfs of the underworld then emerged from the fiery abyss and carried off his penis to the depths of hell. He was then reborn from the ashes and placed on the earth in the year 1989 AD for one sole purpose, to hunt and capture as many men's asshole as humanly possible. Of course, scientific facts often reject the theory of such "General Lee", however, it remains popular among wive's tales and folk lore.
Craig Lee may attempt to persuade his victims in an unorthodox manner. He flaunts his gayness and usually disregards the fact that others may not be equally or even slightly homosexual. Nevertheless, he will use relentless tactics such as extremely detailed and erotic situations in which he promises to thoroughly pleasure you far more intensely than any woman may ever dream of.
i.e. "Yeah, you want me to put your dick in my mouth while you shit all over my well kempt garden, only to witness me rubbing and completely immersing myself in your fecal matter. I will stick your dick in my asshole and fuck you so hard you will wish you could be on top of a mountain to scream my FUCKING name when you cum harder than you ever have in your entire life. Craig Lee my name."
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