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Hot Oven

Farting under the duvet and causing a warm gust of pungent air to be expelled when the sheets are disturbed.

Dude, don't hot oven this bed when we're heads and tails

by BCMLQ December 27, 2011

13πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


cake in the oven

A phrase often used to describe when someone is pregnant (see preggers). "Cake" making reference to the baby, and "oven" meaning belly or womb.

Also see the phrase, "bun in the oven".

1. "Did you here about Miss Grey?" "Yeah, she's got a cake in the oven. Wonder who's the da'."

2. "Her dad was shocked when he found out she had a cake in the oven."

by OldJohnnyMcEnroe August 13, 2011

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Dutch oven

Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played β€˜Reveille' on the botty bugle.

"A Dutch Oven is the art of cooking ones partners' head beneath the bedclothes using cabbage-gas, made popular by Emperor Julius Ceaser during the hieght of Roman rule in Europe". (Adam Hart-Davies, from the popular TV series 'What the Romans did for us, 2003')

by Garthy September 19, 2006

57πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Jew Oven

A rather less-than-deviant sex move. When your having sex with someone and you shove them in an oven!
(don't try this at home)

Hitler: I'm charged with murder because I gave my girlfriend a jew oven.

by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008

48πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


dump in the oven

When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.

Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven

by Paulo Positive November 14, 2014

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Beast Oven

Female genitalia, for instance beast oven refers to the fact that the female has a child inside of her that more than likely will turn out to be a fucktard therefore A beast.The oven part of this should be self explanatory.

"I be stuffn' that BEAST OVEN"

by Matt Brown.....Hear,Hear April 16, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Snugg Oven

The process of trapping gas under a snuggie and wraping an unsuspecting victim into it inturn trapping them in a gas filled prison. Variation on a Dutch Oven.

"I hate it when my husband gives me a Snugg Oven!"

by hatesdirtydancing December 29, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž