Oyster Bay

A destination? A way of life... a philosophy, if you will. But more to the point, that place in between a dream and waking up, what’s the scientific term for that? Oh yeah, Oyster Bay.

Back in 2018 I was in the middle of sweet little catamaran ride down the swells of Oyster Bay with my confidante Roberto Mucho (an Ivory smuggler/philanthropist...on the run from Interpol, something to do with Phil Collins. I didn’t ask) we were finishing the better half of a bottle of chassagne mantrachette when suddenly light of the moon danced across the surface of the sea and we both knew in that moment... only in Oyster Bay.

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Oyster Shucker

Common Pleb

Oi cobba you’re a full blown oyster shucker

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Muddy Oyster

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.

"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."

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Oyster Poaching

To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.

Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster Poaching himself.

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oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.

Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.

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oklahoma oyster

An oklahoma oyster is when a man goes down on a woman and a two day old cum wad drips out and it isnt yours.

I went down on a dirty skank from the bar and I ended up eating an oklahoma oyster.

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[pearl] in the [oyster]

Referring to a chicks clitoris. The little bean like part on the outer part of the vagina in between the labias, or lips of the vagina. Vaginas could look like oysters, leaving the clit to be the pearl. Play with the pearl and make the girl happy.

Guy: "Did I find your pearl in the oyster?"
Girl: "YES, YES, YES, YES!"

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