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The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.

First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

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The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private

One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.

Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."

by kire November 9, 2007

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drink in the sun and find her (39 photos)

When a bot on a socialnetwork (ex. twitter) retweets to a single person very often.

Drink in the sun and find her (39 photos)
<Input picture here>

by Clorox B January 7, 2017


Virtual Photo Tag

Tagging someone who is not in a picture so that they will see it

"I am going to do a virtual photo tag on this pic from the family reunion so my cousin can see it since he wasn't there that day."

by kasishuru February 15, 2012


Photo hostage

When someone post pictures of you and blocks you in the post so you don’t see it

He’s holding me photo hostage on his Ig pages

by Huh what September 30, 2021


Affinity Photo

One of the Photoshop's biggest rivals, along with Mac-exclusive Pixelmator. It gained popularity in the 2010s in response to Adobe moving towards their much-hated Creative Cloud subscription system, the program has a one-time purchase system rather than other alternative paid systems.

"Affinity Photo and Pixelmator are much better than Photoshop" - Some former Photoshop user

by Ryan900USAYT December 4, 2022


sent a photo.

When you send the best picture you have and make the whole chat burst up in laughter.

Matros: Snarky comment
Pirat: sent a photo.

*Entire chat*
sent a photo.
sent a photo.
sent a photo.
sent a photo.
sent a photo.

by Charm, the Taunt September 24, 2022