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Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?
I am a pipeline tech.
"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.
"Check out that guys pipeline bling, he's packing!"
A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.
1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"
2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"
Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"
Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.
I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.
When you stick a snickers bar up a woman’s vagina, let it melt, and then eat it out.
Dude, last night I gave my new Brazilian wife the brazilian pipeline!
Crazy turn of events, unexpected path to go down.
Wow you broke up with your partner and got kicked out of Mexico, what a pipeline!