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Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.
Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene.
Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me...
Me: Whoa, look! It's Simple Plan! *starts directing hate*
Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*
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major sellouts that are so catchy its sickening
simple plan are a bunch of sellouts. if you like them thats fine, but you have to admit they are what pop punk should not be.
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A terrible pop-punk band that wants to be Nirvana by singing pseudo-depressed pop songs to ten-year-olds. They dye their hair black and feed the "Punk-Poser" and "I'm-so-goth" groups.
The reason we have all these annoying posers and such is because of the disgraceful music that escapes the walnut-sized brains and oversized mouths of annoying bands like Simple Plan.
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Quite possibly the BIGGEST poseurs in Hollywood. They whine about how their life sucks and they hate everyone. Then, 13 year old tennyboppers listen to their music and decide they can't take the 'stress' anymore and commit suicide.
Teenybopper: *listens to Simple Plan*
Oh my gaaaaawd. I hate my liiiiiiiiife. I can relate to these guys sooooo much because nobody listens to me and everyone hates meeeeeeeee.
*slits wrists*
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
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A band fronted by a guy called Pierre Bouvier.
He is currently planning to release another beyond awful album and is the son of the devil.
Hey guys did you buy the new Simple Plan album that's about fake depression and annoying voices mixed with cheesy guitar sounds?
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5 guys from Montreal, Quebec, Canada in a so-so band.
Their lyrics suck, the singer can't sing, but they are still loved by millions of 12 year olds.
I guess they relate to their " I hate my parents" whiny stuff.
Bob: Hey Dude, what CD d'you buy?
Little girl: Um, Still not getting any, the new Simple Plan cd
Bob: ...
Little girl: Bob? Where are you? *sobs*
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in my world, they are the most whining bastards i have ever heard of them. they couldn't sing to save their lives. and what's really sad is that their fans are obsessed over the band members and how hot they are, instead of their actually music. get over yourselves! they have theirt own lives and you have your own!
meanwhile...
their songs are soooo whiny and Pierre (who many girls fantasize living their lives with- and are mainly preteens) can't make any songs if he tried his hardest neither can Chuck or anyone else in the band. they just might as well hire a songwriter
-Man, did you hear that one, new Simple Plan song? About how life was unfair?
-Sorry, I didn't catch that. I was too busy waxing my own butt and my dog's
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