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When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph
Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis
The urgent evacuation of one's bowels due to the increase in intra-abdominal pressure following a large meal. Also refered to as P4.
i.e. When you eat so much that you have to go to the toilet right away just to reduce the pressure.
"I've just eaten too much, I think I need to do a P4."
"What's that??"
"A Postprandial pressure poo!"
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a place or situation of high personal stress (from a cooking vessel that does not allow air or water to escape below a certain pressure)
They found themselves in more of a pressure cooker than they expected.
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A messed up sexual move similiar to a cleaveland steamer or Hot Karl but the other partner puts his/her lips on your ass and sucks a fart out
"Hey did you see that video with the guy giving another guy a pressure cooker?"
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The act of farting in your partners mouth while they are licking your butthole and then the fartee holds the fart in there mouth to blow it out with force into your face.
Dude will you give me a "h.p.cupcake" while we watch the simpsons?
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Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
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An Ailment Some Women Get When They Really Need Some Good Loving.
Chris: "Idk what's wrong with her tonight. She is all over me."
Will: "I do, she's got Low Bird Pressure dude!
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