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Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
When a microphone fails to register sounds properly, resulting in a muffled speech pattern as if the person is speaking into an empty Pringle Can.
"I can't understand what you're saying! I think you're experiencing The Pringle Effect"
"John, why is your microphone always so bad, it's like you want us to suffer from your Pringle Effect"
Cunilingus on an older woman who is a little drier and crustier. There are different flavours available ranging from ready salted, through to chilli.
Keith was brushing flakes out of his beard for days after his night with Doris where he’d been licking the Pringle.
The exact moment a pringles canister is yanked off of another human males genital shaft+
Yo man Julien was going at it so I finna had to do the pringle pull on him.
Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other
Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.
Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?
Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single
Guy 2: Makes sense
Fucking somebody while eating pringles or any sort of edile chips/chrips.
Girl: *sucking* mmm so big
Boy: *Crunching pringle* bacon mmmm
Girl: wait why tf u pringle-pangle ing
Boy: hungry
pringle lipped bitches who think their the shit. crust af
that bitch got some crusty pringles on her face