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Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.

by Motherhunter September 21, 2016


free puff

The smell of cannabis hanging in the air when someone else smoking it passes by

Just got another free puff.
Did you smell the free puff.
Lots of free puffs around here.

by Geniou3 October 26, 2019


puff nutter

An insane or mentally disturbed homosexual.

Lance Bass, Kevin Federline, and Justin Timberlake are all puff nutters

by Seth W. Ramsey September 1, 2008


Puff Slit

Puff Slit. Heavier set womens vagina. An extra fold of skin that hangs over the female bits.

Brooklyn is going to the Dr due to the yeast infection in her puff slit... She’s so skanky.

by Marney S January 6, 2019


mutt puff

Air ejected from the canine arse. A dog fart.

The dog let loose an unholy mutt puff in the car this morning.

by Bengerman Porcter October 19, 2013


Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!

Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."

by Emboxxx1987 February 19, 2014


Puff the Chicken

The name of a small, black hen. She is very tame, but moody too.

“I held Puff the Chicken today. Now I have a broken finger.”

by The Unknown tit October 15, 2019