Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.

Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash

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Rash Of Stalin

Street slang for herpes.

Yo dawg, dat bitch gave me dat rash of Stalin.

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rash out

verb to eat shit, crash, or wipe-out while biking, skiing, or boarding. often results in road rash or other painful injuries.

"holy shit bro, that dude just totally rashed out so hardcore."

"woah man, did you see me rash out?"

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Rub Rash

When you have sexual intercourse and your too dry going in but keep going in anyways creating a rash on your dick.

Damn, look at that rash on Steve's dick, he must have rub rash.

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reva rash

The rash that will take over your body after having intercourse with reva gilpen

Oh no i caught the reva rash

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rubble rash

Usually associated with the working classes, and most prominant in the Northern towns of England. 'Rubble rash' is sympomatic with having been 'intimate' with one of the local fellows on rough ground such as a building site or any vacant lot whilst declothed down below and being ridden ones soft skin develops a rash having been shifted around on the hardcore, aggregate or gravel.

One may say it is a poor persons carpet burn.

Wayne took me up the 'Garry' last night at the building site in town, and you wouldn't believe the state of my 'Rubble Rash' this morning, I am raw as uncooked bacon down there

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Seg-Rash

the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.

15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.

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