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The act of shoving a hydrolic hose up someone's rectum, causing them to inflate. It is also a weird sex act that many people have fetishes for.
Dude, can you come over and give me a Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle tonight?
No dude, I gave one to Mikey last night and he exploded!
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The act of having your head up your ass.
"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
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The act of releasing 110% of all contents built-up in your anal cavity, destroying the toilet and all other objects within a 5-mile radius.
It was awful man, when we went back to her place I had a full rectal blowout. She had to re-paint her entire bathroom the next day.
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While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.
Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Autocorrect. From an early and possibly apocryphal iPhone example.
Damn you, auto cat rectal.
A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.
Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.
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Company policies that take advantage of, generally make things harder for, or outright harms its employment staff.
Company X instituted the latest of their Rectal Enlargement Programs (REP). This REP reduced employee pay and eliminated benefits, while reducing staffing and increasing workloads. This time they didn't even issue a jar of vaseline with it !
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