The Royal Alaskan

A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.

To my surprise I came home to a horny girlfriend asking me to give her The Royal Alaskan tonight.

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Royal mess

To make a huge mess of things or, to be a big mess.

"Holy shit! Ariana was a royal mess last night. She had two drinks and the was a sloppy drunk, believe me."

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royal reserve

A canadian brand of whiskey usually consumed by under-age teens pitching in on a two-six. It's a few bucks cheaper than the usual brands of whiskey, but known to be the most brutal, often called "rough and rowdy"

Was the drink of choice for many teens in north side poco during the early 2000's due to its cheap price tag.

"Hey there's those teenagers again, drinking Royal Reserve at Birchland!"

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Victory royale

The meaning of life

Some adopted retards call them vicroys

*gets victory royale on fortnite*
*is happy*
*puts on snapchat*
*gets yeeted on and assassinated*
Assassin: he deserved that

Btw don’t do this otherwise your a fat git

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Battle Royale

n) a movie in which in one of the last scenes, while the last survivors are on a boat, one of their friends dies from bullet wounds, and as he lays dieing, making a lovely speech, he gets a hard-one, a zinger, a boner, and you can see it through his jeans as he lays there, go ahead! Watch it again! ITS THERE!

"Battle Royale is both cool and odd..."
"Yeah and in the end that one guy gets a boner!"

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royal family

Slang for a gay couple. Implies that there are two flamboyant males--queens--in the relationship.

Turmoil broke out in the royal family when Steven got jealous of his boyfriend's tiara.

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royal pain

some one or some thing that is annoying; a difficult annoyance.

That girl was such a royal pain.

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