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When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea.
Guy One: So how was that girl from the bar last night.
Guy Two: Don't ask.
Guy One: It couldn't have been that bad.
Guy Two: It wasn't until we experienced a major mud slide.
Guy One: Gross!!
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To quit work in the publicity seeking manner of former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater that leads to possible jail time, book deals and comedy show contracts.
Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.
Mrs. Smith had had enough of her verbally abusive, cokehead boss, took her clothes off, defecated on his desk and ran around the office naked until security came to arrest her. In other words she decided to pull slide.
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a. The act of a rockstar sliding accross the stage on his/her knees. (Usually accompanied by a powerful scream)
b. The single most powerful weapon in any rocker's arsenal.
Dude, check out that massive powerslide! He totally rocked that stage!
Damn Frederick, that powerslide was the pinnacle of that rockshow performance.
Person one: What can we do to make our band better?
Person two: Bust out the power slide. It's the single most powerful weapon in any rocker's arsenal.
Person one: Yea man, this is why we keep you in the band!
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A vertically shaven strip down the center of your pubic hair. The opposite of a landing strip.
She slid down my slip'n slide and landed on my cock.
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Australian rhyming slang for Whore.
Sitting at a resturant, talking about people in close proximity to you...
"Sliding door to your left"
"Definitely, she'll take him for a shitload of cash too"
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A slide preformed by Phillip Mitchell, which involves throwing yourself onto your kneecaps, and slide through an entire room.
"Mitchell slided through the room. He made a B Slide"
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When you take the pomade from your hair and rub it up a female ass crack for lube
I was out of astroglide so I used the pomade slide.