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v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.
"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."
1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)
2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.
"I swear I saw that pube squirrel move!"
"Dude, you have a pube squirrel hibernating behind the toilet seat."
"Thats not a dust bunny! Its a pube squirrel!"
A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.
'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'
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Squirrel: (n)
1. Adorable fuzzy rodent things with gigantic bushy tails and an hardcore acorn fettish
2. Unfortunate creatures who my cat enjoys eating
3. Irritating little buggers who at the last second run in front of your car and stop so you have to slam on the breaks
4. The most common type of roadkill
Cara: "Hey Mark, what's your cat doing over there?"
Mark: "Oh, he's just eating a squirrel"
Cara: *barf*
Child: "Mommy, what's that sqished furry thing on the side of the road?"
Mommy: "Oh, um...that's a squirrel napping sweeite"
Child: "Oh, I thought it was roadkill"
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A word used to describe someone who is strange or odd. Someone who does weird things for no apparent reason. You will find these people in the woods/burbs more often than not.
"What is John doing, he's a freaking squirrel.
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a black man, woman, or child
"This place is crawling with squirrels!"
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Somebody who adheres to L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology writings but doesn't go through the Church of Scientology when doing so. They either practice scientology on their own or in other groups.
The Church of Scientology considers (fill in group here) to be a squirrel organization.
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