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When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor
Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....
Verb: a prank/vengeful sexual act where a man ejaculates onto his partner's pillow while they are sleeping in hopes they will roll into it, only to wake with the pillow stuck to their face, resembling a marshmallow.
I can't believe that bitch did that shit. She's getting a sticky marshmallow tonight!
This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.
Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!
When your underwear goes into your ass crack and you have a hard time pulling it out. It gets stuck in there because of poor wiping.
guy 1: My underwear is stuck because I have a sticky ass. guy 2: Man you need to start using wet wipes.
When you catch a fish that doesn't fight on the end of the line
This fish feels dead sticky
When a man sticks his balls in a woman's vagina, then you smash them on her forehead and watch them slowly roll off making a sticky suction sound.
I gave my wife and sticky octopus last night.