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The stomach filler is when you and your partner are making the sex and when she wants to suck your dick, you tell her to close her eyes. When she closes her eyes, she will open her mouth and you turn around and shit down her throat. The stomach filler.
Last night, I gave my girl the stomach filler. I'm single now.
A stomach shit is when you feel a ball of shit so prominent in your stomach. You feel a shitball in your gut. Depending on the tier of the shit is how much pain you will endure. If your shit comes out fast and watery, it’s almost desirable. But when you have a shit that’s hard to push out, it hurts like a bitch.
Bestie 1: Broooo I have a stomach shit
Bestie 2: Aw, I’m sorry to hear that. What’s the shit tier?
Bestie 1: I think it’s tier 1.
Bestie 2: OMG GIRLY SHARE SOME 😍😍😍
This is the place a SHITEATER gets FUCKED back for FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT.
I can't wait to get a good STOMACH FUCKING for having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with SHIT.
When you fuck a girl so deep and hard, that her egg fucking explodes. Then, causing an extinction in her ovaries.
It was a casual day in the Angry Bird Kingdom... and oh! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you
This is when you have a stomach that can endure eating everything including rotten cheese. Lets just paint the picture.. You are sitting with your friends eating some taco soup and you reach into the fridge for some cheese to put on top..... you didnt know it but the cheese expired by quite a bit...... you all partake in the full meal including the cheese. Shortly everyone gets sick except one........ That person is crowned with the the prize..... They have STOMACH OF THE OX!!
Dude.... I cant believe you ate that.... You must have Stomach of the ox!!!
When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat
Bro never again will i fuck a fat bitch she gave me a stomache job
Butterflies in your stomach It’s the feeling of falling in love but also it’s based on the reproductive process ob the monarch butterfly that’s is well known in Mexico , specially in Aldama , that If you eat food infested by their eggs the fatter Pilar stays inside the nasal cavity till it turns in to a butterfly and it eats you inside till it goes away crawling from your eyes and nose in a really painful way , do not google it or butterfly care takers may have you and your loved ones on a list
Guy one : have you heard of the monarch butterfly thing? That comes from the saying “Butterflies in your stomach”
Guy two: shhh they may hear it don’t say buterflies your stomach or else they’re find you