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Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs straw house. Something made of straw is not likely to last.
I going to just lay down a straw man and we can go from there.
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when your "doing" a chick {or guy in some cases} from behind then pull out spit on her or his back to make them think you cummed then when they turn around punch them in the nose and cum in there face
hey my dude i gave her ass the worst straw berry short cake ever ya digg.
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This just means "Suck It" or kind of like kiss my @**
PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."
PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."
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A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
Suck someone to get to their cum him/her
Like you suck a straw to drink your drink
My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw
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"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."
An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."
The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.
Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*
Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
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Being on the receiving end of a glory hole; sucking a dick through a hole in the wall
This guy from work likes drinking a Red Bull through a straw at the truck stop. He loves throating huge cocks.
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