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A 50" or larger television. The typical man tv is a large plasma HDTV with surround sound. The more features, the more manly the tv is.
I can actually see the puck when I watch hockey on my man tv.
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"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.
The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.
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A new form of television that is way better and way more up to date than standard television. Instead of paying $100 for a cable package for nothing that is worth watching, try paying 49.99 a month for some high speed local broadband and you will get worth the money. Probably will replace standard cable and will be part of our TV's. You will get any show out there...you can watch Beavis and Butthead at 2 in the morning. Most of it's free and you don't have to pay premium service for quality porn.
I am watching Spongebob at 4 am with my new awesome internet TV.
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The time period (roughly 2014 to 2018) during which society has devoted the maximum possible amount of resources to production of original television programming.
"Era of Peak TV Continues With 487 Scripted Shows in 2017." (Wall Street Journal)
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The popping noise made by a television from heat causing the plastic to expand.
"What the fuck was that?"
"That was a TV fart. The heat caused the plastic to expand, building up pressure that was just now released."
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A television that lacks smart features such as streaming apps.
Person 1: Hey have you tried streaming Netflix on your TV?
Person 2: I can't. I have a dumb TV. I have to watch Netflix on my phone.
1. n. Actors who drift from failed series to failed series playing the same type of character in the same genre their whole career.
2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.
1. "Hey, weren't the new guy and girl on Stargate on Farscape?"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"
2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"