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Stanky Bat

An act in which one uses a Louisville Slugger for a masturabory deed

guy 1: Hey, did you see the video of AJ?

Guy 2: Yeah, she be doing the stanky bat!

by Ferrigno April 5, 2009


Stink Bat

The act of deficating in a sock (or towel) then striking someone with it.

Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.

by Artofishl September 6, 2016


Bat Diamond

The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.

Bat Diamond is the ultimate hoss.

by paranoidata February 17, 2010


Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).

Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!

by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009


rip bats

To smoke marijuana

Kyle: It's 4/20, you know what that means?
AJ: Let's rip bats!
Kyle: The sickest of bats!

by cibberustheprogamer April 20, 2016


eat the bat

To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.

Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!

by psilofyr March 20, 2020


bat hit

Smoking pot out of a "one-hitter", or "batter"; discreet enough to look like a cigarette, you can smoke it an put it away quickly.

1) Let's stop here before going in, I just need one bat hit.

by shelleyrey October 19, 2012