An act in which one uses a Louisville Slugger for a masturabory deed
guy 1: Hey, did you see the video of AJ?
Guy 2: Yeah, she be doing the stanky bat!
The act of deficating in a sock (or towel) then striking someone with it.
Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.
The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.
Bat Diamond is the ultimate hoss.
A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!
Kyle: It's 4/20, you know what that means?
AJ: Let's rip bats!
Kyle: The sickest of bats!
To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.
Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!
Smoking pot out of a "one-hitter", or "batter"; discreet enough to look like a cigarette, you can smoke it an put it away quickly.
1) Let's stop here before going in, I just need one bat hit.