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The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.
The act of beating one’s girlfriend
“Did you hear perran just did a bates”
The act of interrogating people with questionable integrity
He didn’t like the Saj-bating that followed
To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.
Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting
A redneck who is stupid therefore people use them to test out stupid plans. Or the first one to do something stupid.
Savanah and Colton are such hehaw bate
Perfect would be an understatement. Like no one else. Jaw dropping, breath taking, beautiful, gorgeous, and plenty, plenty more. Absolutely stunning, fantastic in every way imaginable. With a smile that would make you weak to your knees, a mesmerizing laugh that could make you swear you’re in Heaven, un-believable eyes of an Angel, along with a smirk accompanied with a certain look that would warm your heart. You wouldn’t dare ask for a more ideal human being, it would be impossible. Everything you’d ever want in someone. Couldn’t find the Valley Overlook at French Fort Cove if she tried, but would be anyones first choice to go on an adventure with and find walking bridges (Train Tracks). Eye candy at the gym, you’d forget how many reps you had left if you locked eyes with her. A pure bundle of joy.
Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.
A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.
Truely amazing ; Ideal.
Person : What can you tell me about that girl?
Reid : That girl is Sally Bates.
When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.
"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"