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dalton is a liar, a hacker in the video game genre, a drug addicted bungus, and a rust roleplayer.
Has a small penis but has a huge forehead.
Flaccid half an inch. Hard hive or take 2. Has glasses and is gay. Like to frick men while they are peeing in the urinal. What’s not to love.❤️
“Damn it. I’m takin a piss and Dalton walked in.”
A guy who only wants to be with men.
Dalton: Is that a guy, I think I'm getting turned on!
A bad person who embarrass you in front of everyone and he likes to jump on the trampoline. He is a whore. He is awful at I message games and makes fun of you
*has blue hair*
Dalton: HAHAHA SONIC
Big balls quadrillionaire CEO who is also Dictator and #1 patriot of America
Dalton owns Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, and Elon Musk.
He must love America #GodBless
A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.
"Mike is totally the Dalton of the workplace"
The act of burfing,booling, and/or, capping.
His story of forklift glory was full of daltonism.