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Someone who likes Pink Floyd enough to fit under the definition of being a fanatic (which is commonly shortened into 'fan'). Casual listeners who can't even properly name the songs they like need not apply.
See also 'Fan':
–noun
an enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport, pastime, celebrity, etc.
Antonym:
Casual listener.
Poser #1: ANYONE WHO LIKES ONE SONG BY A BAND IS A FAN.
Pink Floyd Fan: Actually, if you use the English language and abide by the use of the word 'fan', you have to be an enthusiast to call yourself one. Enthusiasts know the song by name, not by the catchy chorus, just like they know the band by their catalog, not by the singles.
Poser #2: YOU SAID ALL POPULAR MUSIC IS BAD AND I CAN'T USE PROPER GRAMMAR.
Pink Floyd Fan: Actually, I don't have any problems with popular music, I just have problems with people who talk about how much they love a band when they only know five of their songs. And if you can't grasp grammar, don't attempt to define words and phrases in a public forum.
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You fuck your black bro till he suffocates between your knees
Bro that cop gave me a Dirty George Floyd
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Is the act of taking something that doesn't belong to you without permission and getting away with it. The term originated in 2020, in the Chicagoland area. After the death of George Floyd on May 25, looting's and unrest have rocked the cities across the United States. Many looters were caught on tape, some with their faces visible. Others even posted their own videos of their climes on social media. Statistics show that large percentage of those cases were dismissed, and that many convictions were for counts like trespassing that carry no jail time.
In 2020, Blueface was out shopping for furniture for his new home when he caught a case of sticker shock. After seeing how much these items cost, he jokingly asked for a sympathy discount. "Aye, y'all tell them to give me that George Floyd discount, cuh," Blueface said in a now-deleted post to his Instagram Story. "I need that Black Lives Matter discount."
He knew that security was not allowed to physically detain him, so he used that knowledge to get George Floyd Discount.
Someone who listens to and enjoys all the music of Pink Floyd. To sharpen the definition, since many people don't seem to understand the sensibilites therein, I will underscore what does NOT make a Pink Floyd fan.
1. Anyone who thinks 'Another Brick In The Wall Part 2' is their best song.
2. Anyone who thinks they didn't make any albums after 'The Wall'.
3. Anyone who does not know who Syd Barrett is.
4. Anyone who thinks Pink Floyd is a person.
5. Anyone who can't name the members.
6. And most importantly, anyone who can only name 'Dark Side Of The Moon', 'Wish You Were Here', and 'The Wall' as albums they have written.
Let me go on to elaborate that anyone who likes just popular music can't consider themselves a fan of a band.
Popular Music Fan: Pink Floyd is awesome.
Pink Floyd Fan: Yeah, what's your favorite album?
Popular Music Fan: The Wall.
Pink Floyd Fan: And your favorite song?
Popular Music Fan: Another Brick In The Wall.
Pink Floyd Fan: Which part?
Popular Music Fan: Huh? There are parts?
Pink Floyd Fan: Do you know any of their other albums?
Popular Music Fan: Dark Side Of The Moon and Wish You Were Here.
Pink Floyd Fan: Besides those two.
Popular Music Fan: They put out albums besides those three?
Pink Floyd Fan: Do you know who Syd Barrett is?
Popular Music Fan: Didn't he invent guns?
Pink Floyd Fan: You are not a Pink Floyd fan.
Popular Music Fan: Oh.
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Someone who knows that Pink Floyd put out more than just 3 albums.
Someone who knows that the song is called “Another Brick in the Wall Part II” and not “We don’t need no education”. (Yes I’ve heard people call it).
Someone who doesn’t think Another Brick in the Wall Part II is their best song.
Someone who can listen to all 23 and a half minutes of Echoes and not get bored.
Someone who can name all members of the band.
Guy: so you like Pink Floyd?
Guy 2: Yeah they’re great! I’m a huge Pink Floyd fan.
Guy: what’s your favorite song?
Guy 2: We don’t need no education!
Guy: that’s not what it’s called...don’t call yourself a fan.
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A self-proclaimed conservative that actually tries to conserve the values from earlier stages of liberalism such as gay marriage, 1st and 2nd wave feminism, legally enshrined equality, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s beliefs.
Person 1: “What are your political beliefs?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m a conservative.”
Person 1: “What do you think of feminism.”
Person 2: “First and second wave feminism was good but third wave feminism has gone too far.”
Person 1: “What do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?”
Person 2: “I support it as well I as MLK’s beliefs regarding social justice.”
Person 1: “So you must be a George Floyd Conservative?”
Person 2: “Correct!”
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When a criminal is being arrested and they try to resist arrest, then proceed to claim that they ‘cannot breathe’ while being detained by an officer.
A man ran away from an officer and when tackled to the ground, he claimed that he couldn’t breathe. You could say that he had a George Floyd mentality.
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