Someone who talks to inanimate objects
Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it
Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it
Me : holy buddy’s a nut
Synonym for weed, see also Laser lettuce, Wacky tabacky, etc
Ayo cuh pass that stank lettuce
On god
A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce
Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*
Bro last night I got with this big sweaty chick and she had some mean meat lettuce.
Another word for weed, which is something you smoke to get high as fuck on. Also known as pot.
Hey kid, wanna try some DRIED LETTUCE
Where two individuals go through schizophrenic hysteria and laughter while crawling under a living room floor rug and talk in a high pitched baby-like voice
We’re arriving at the Lettuce Party