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light surgeon

Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.

You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."

by amy centre March 19, 2011


lazy lights

Christmas holiday lights that do not get taken down for weeks after the holiday season has passed.

Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?

Andrew: January 25... why?

Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!

by johnnyboyyyy23 January 13, 2010


A light switch

A dead meme created by Jacksfilms and his audience from the 54th episode of a popular series called YIAY the question was "What turns you off?" And most of the comments said "A light switch"

"What turns you off?"
"A light switch"
"That's finna woke"

by Dona_atropia September 12, 2018


money light

The check engine light on a vehicle. It is referred to as a money light since a vehicle with this light illuminated will not pass state inspection until the problem causing the light is fixed; naturally costing the vehicle owner money.

I just spent $300 at the mechanic but that damn money light is still on!

by Kontrolfreak September 21, 2018


man light

A light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one's immediate area to emphasize the heterosexual nature of time spent together by two or more males.

Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.

Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.

Hey dude, turn on a man light or two when you get those beers.

by Chief Cook & Bottle Washer September 17, 2009


Hit The Lights

Awsome band, great live, hope they blow up..

Hit The Lights rocks!

by ah101083 August 31, 2006

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blue light

The exact same slang meaning as hit, as in, put a hit on. Used in '80s South-Central gang culture.

Yo man, I heard the Eight Trays put a blue light on Taco 'cause he be dissin their hood in the pen like they ain't gon' hear it.

by Steelo J. February 14, 2005

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