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It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.
It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.
The action of a person taking their roommate's sock, jerking off in it, then putting it back in their drawer.
"He drank my beer, so I'm giving him a New Jersey footbath"
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Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
Somebody who loves 80s TV shows and wine.
"My New Jersey Aunt loves Golden Girls and wine."
Lives off of exit 63 of the Garden State Parkway. Lies, steals, and lives in a fantasy all his own JB. He's a walking sexually transmitted disease whore who will blow anyone for attention. He needs to be in jail for being a thief (fired from Adidias in Atlantic City for stealing a co-workers wristlet and Bulgarian passport. Kicked out of a staten island home for stealing jewelry and selling it to cash 4 gold and being caught red handed with receipts on his passenger seat.), He's a pathological liar: On the next Real World cast, cast as a pornstar, a dancer for various clubs in NYC and NJ, works as a promoter for Harrah's Casino, Shot his own calender, Starring on a new Bravo reality series and the list goes on. If spotted approached with a closed fist and hit hard in the face (any area eye, nose, mouth will do).
I just went to Deko Lounge and saw NEW JERSEY TRASH taken out to the curb.
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A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.
Please don't move here
Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"
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A used condom found floating in the toilet.
I found a New Jersey Kingfish floating in the toilet at my girlfriends house.
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