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front porch

When a person is giving a blow job and the blow job recipient stretches his scrotum under his or her chin, creating a front porch.

I totally gave sally a front porch last night.

by Breal916 May 12, 2011


Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005


porch monkey

A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.

Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"

Person 2: "Say what?"

Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"

Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."

by Junk28 September 18, 2007


Porch Cat

A cougar that is long past her prime. The last stage in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in Porch Cat territory.

Guy1: Dude, what's up with this party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!

by The Michalenko January 28, 2009


porch monkey

a negro that sits on the "porch" on the back of a bus

god dammet jimal such a porch monkey, he took my set on the transit bus

by eric shen April 21, 2006


porch monkey

A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.

Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.

by wolverine_hair July 23, 2006


Porch monkey

A nigger that sits on the porch that's not productive. (A lazy nigger)

Hey porch monkey, get down from there and pick my cotton or I'll call up the klansmen and we'll give ya 50 lashes.

by Rigurousally September 14, 2017