co-op slop

Food, almost exclusively of the vegetarian, vegan, and healthful variety, which is bland, tasteless, and visually unappealing. Otherwise good food can become co-slop because it is cooked in too large a quantity or incorrectly seasoned. Co-op slop is frequently the product of inexperienced, untalented hippy chefs cooking for the other residents of a co-op or commune.

Jimmy grabs a burger on his way to chill at the commune because he don't dig the co-op slop they eat there.

I found this fantastic recipe for stir fried tofu and mustard greens but I fouled it up and it tastes like co-op slop!

Mop my slop

A term used to describe oral sex.

I cannot wait for Susan to mop my slop this weekend.

She gave a great mopping the other night, I busted in her face.

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Carolina Butt Slop

Diarrhea at it's worst. The kind that splatters out all at once into the bowl and splashes water all over your butt.

"Wow after that Indian Food last night I crapped out a huge heapin' bowl of Carolina Butt Slop!!!"

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slop box

When you get really drunk in a car sitting not moving and you dont drive it unless you want that Chick-fil-a

"Yo homie wanna go slop box the whip?" "Hell yeah nigga lets slop box the shit out the whip."

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Pop-n-slop

(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.

The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.

Tanzanian Slop Hole

When a man with hair long enough to block their vision brings their lover to the woods.
He than proceeds to cum, shit, piss, vomit, and cry into the women’s opened vagina hole causing it to become a concoction foul enough to kill a elephant.

Buck turned his wife into the Tanzanian Slop Hole

Slop her noodle

When a straight friend insists that you perform fellatio on a man transitioning to a woman.

Kevin: That girl Jules from Euforia is so fucking hot.

Josh: You know Jules has a penis, right?

Kevin: What really... she's still hot though.

Anthony: Really? Alright, but would you slop her noodle though?
Josh: Yeah yeah yeah, would you slop the nood.