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stoney sunday

People celebrating smoking weed on Sundays

happy Stoney Sunday

by Stoney Sunday May 15, 2016


uncle sunday

1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.

2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.

3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.

Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.

by faust2501 August 9, 2018


Runny Sunday

The sexual act of inserting an egg (usually chicken) into ones anus, and cracking it with the rectal muscles. A larger or different species of egg may be substituted if no chicken eggs are available, if your partner is feeling exotic, or if you've outgrown standard chicken eggs.

Ugh.. yesterday I had a runny sunday. I'm still crapping out eggshells.

by Squirrelenstein August 31, 2008


sussy sunday

a large event held every sunday to dress up like among us characters and play in real life

Hey man, are you doing sussy sunday this week?”

I don’t know man, it sounds a little sus.”

by amongussy August 28, 2022


Only on Sundays

1. A retort when someone insults you or says something about judgemental about you.

2. A random way to trigger confusingly awkward situations.

1. “You’re gay.” Reply: “Only on Sundays.”
2. “Hey, you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?” Reply: “Only on Sundays.”

by mysteriouslyconfused May 12, 2022


Senior Sunday

That day when all the senior girls in your high school post cute pictures of themselves, causing you to masturbate violently.

Senior Sunday would be really nice if I had a girlfriend.

by Christina Phillips November 12, 2019

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sunday boyfriend

The name used for a one night stand when the person hangs on in the house the next day. Could also be a sunday girlfriend.

Johm: "Who's that guy in the sitting room?"

Karl: "Oh thats Kate's latest sunday boyfriend, she was out drinking last night."

John: "Oh right, what a slag!"

by Derminator February 8, 2009

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