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A witch that normally lives in or near a swamp
"Way up the road from Hattie's Shack
Lies a sleepy little Okeechobee town.
Talk of swamp witch Hattie lock you in when the sun go down." - excerpt from The Swamp Witch by Jim Stafford
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An unattractive female, who is unmotivated to better herself for the sake of her child let alone herself. Maintains a minimum wage job. Struggles to stay just above the poverty line.
Can be found wrangling fish and smells as such. Keeps a rotation of partners of a sexual nature.
Does not need a father, boyfriend or anyone else, but will accept a care taker.
Friend: Hey man what happened to you and your ex?
You: Oh man, that bitch was a swamp yak!
Friend: Shes a swamp what?
You: Yak, You know fat hairy stinky animal.
Friend: Oh ok.
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when you get so lost in wikipedia that you forgot what you were searching for.
I was searching for Sociology but I ended up finding Nazi Germany. I was lost in the Wiki-Swamp.
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The ogrelord of all swamps, swamp ass, and anything swampy.
"Is it true that Shrek is the swamp master?"
"It's been contested, and it's not ogre, til it's ogre."
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When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.
Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.
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A random insult for one who is ugly and smells. Basically looks like they bathe in swamps.
One of many top insults used by local Wirral folk.
YKTH (You Know This Hovis)
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