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A extremely hot guy seen working at target.
I say Alex from target yesterday he is so hot.
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An insult for an Indian telemarketer who won’t stop calling you on different numbers.
Telemarketer: Hello I’m calling about your extended car insurance
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 24 HOUR SNIPER TARGET!!
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.
This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.
Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!
When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.
Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!
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Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
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The concept of respecting another's gacha pulls by respecting their targeted limited banner. This includes not rolling on the said banner to keep the "believed" pool to be abundance ready for their picking.
Friend 1: A guildmate of mine was pulling for Nian, I didn't need her so I ignored the banner to avoid deprivation of the limited pool.
Friend 2: You do realize Respect Banner Targeting isn't real?
When you’re having a bad day and go to Target to forget about it.
My job sucks, I’m going to Target about it.