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A ficticious genre, typically endorsed by wiccans, limp wristed males, and fat females alike. It is very much similar to unicorns, in that to be able to see unicorns, you must truly believe they exist. And much the same as believing in unicorns, if you believe in viking metal, you're truly a femmewimp.
I think Amon Amarth is viking metal because I am a homosexual.
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getting your head cut off with an axe.
the guilty murderer was given a Viking crew cut on the executioner's block.
The largest university in the state Oregon located in the city of Portland. It fields 16 division 1 athletic teams and plays in the Big Sky Conference. Its mascot is the Vikings and is personified by Victor E. Viking.
School colors are forest green (PMS 350) and white
Its major athletic facilities include:
JELD-WEN Field – Home to Viking Football
Peter Stott Center – Home to Viking Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis
Reporter: The Portland State Vikings had an outstanding year winning conference championships in 9 sports. The most of any school in the conference
A large, hairy, usually angry seeming individual. Most often spotted during extreme music events, or during some form of violent sporting events. It is usually used with equal measures of awe, fear and respect.
Alternitavely it can be used to describe yourself when wishing to seem more imposing.
"woah man...look at that crazy viking motherfucker!!"
"who should I kick off too?"
"anyone but that crazy viking motherfucker...that dudes huge!"
"i'm a crazy viking motherfucker, and i will get medieval on your ass if you don't get the fuck away from me RIGHT NOW!"
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A legend of his own time. A voice so sexy it can make a walrus moan and a face so pretty, he can make a straight man turn gay with the wink of an eye. A god walking amongst mere mortals...in other words, Oden is the balls
That dude is so Oden Viking Warrior-ish that he got a hardcore carpet licking lesbian to sleep with him by cutting off his own twig and berries.
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While you are making, gentle, sweet, passionate love to a beautiful woman, and you suddenly switch to her asshole and pound the feces out of that slut.
During our honeymoon, I introduced her to the Angry Viking technique.
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When a Scandinavian prostitute urinates on you whilst fully inserted during intercourse
I can't believe the mess I left behind in that Amsterdam hotel room after I took Viking River Cruises all night long