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A road trip where the collector takes along a companion on the false promise of fastfood as payment.
The collector insists on waiting 'till the return journey before suggesting food.
Then issuing the immortal line "Well, were nearly home now, might as well not bother!" , much to the disgust of the companion.
"How was your weekend, Simon?"
"Oh man I went to Fetch a Chair with Steve"
"oooh you must be starving, here, have some of the best chips in South Wales"
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A Chair Specifically Designed To Be Sat And Shat in.
When playing such MMOPRG's Such as RuneScape and killing high level monsters in which you cannot leave your computer, The Jad Chair is designed so you can freely shit/piss without leaving your computer.
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When the penetrating partner takes the receiving partner and folds them in half and then proceeds to fuck them. The foldee is positioned so that their legs are pressed against the folder's body, while the folder presses the foldee's body against the top of their legs.
My girlfriend really wanted it, so I gave her a lawn chair.
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Angry Chair: a Song from the 1992 Alice in Chains Studio Album "Dirt"
"Sitting on an Angry Chair, Angry Walls that steal the Air..."
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The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.
When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.
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What Dave Mustaine does to finish Megadeth with a bang.
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(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.
Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.
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