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When one masturbates
"I like itching my knee at night."
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the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.
- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...
When your masturbating; mainly in class.
What the actually guck sevie are you Itching your Tummy in class?
When you feel itchy around your body so you transform into Ultra Itch-stincts and can predict where the itch is coming next and scratch that part of the body before the itchy sensation appears!
I'm getting itchy! I'm transforming into Ultra Itch-Stincts so i can scratch my body before i feel itchy
The length of pubic hair that causes an overwhelming itching sensation that can't be ignored.
Can also be caused by crabs.
"Dude, quit scratching your crotch!"
"Man I can't help it, I have serious 6 o'clock itch!"
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The need to jerk off after long periods of gaming
After I got done playing COD I got a real bad gamers itch
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1. (noun) A perverted creature that survives on a curry based diet.
2. (noun) A creepy Indian girl.
1. Why is that curry-itch-mee looking at my mother like that...?
2. That curry-itch-mee is beginning to scare me.
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